Badcudlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain elephant.

Badcudlarg created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badcudlarg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badcudlarg, he will throw large rocks at you.

Badcudlarg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Badcudlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about shrews.