Sugnurtlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fussy spider.

Sugnurtlarn created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugnurtlarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugnurtlarn, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sugnurtlarn's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sugnurtlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear gray skirts.

4. Never bounce near tapirs.

5. Do not kill tortoises.