Park is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying wyrm.

Park created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Park, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Park, she will destroy your favourite star.

Park's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Park's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Park on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about comets.