Kenlancud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured wasp.

Kenlancud created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kenlancud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kenlancud, he will jump up and down on your head.

Kenlancud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kenlancud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Kenlancud's priests.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never paint your chest gray.