Kenlancud is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured
wasp.
Kenlancud created the Sun twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Kenlancud, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Kenlancud, he will jump up and down on your head.
Kenlancud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Kenlancud's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Always obey Kenlancud's priests.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never wear rings.
5. Never paint your chest gray.