Kikhasfon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unjust shrew.

Kikhasfon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikhasfon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kikhasfon, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Kikhasfon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kikhasfon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kikhasfon three times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.