Mipontfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical duck.

Mipontfon created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipontfon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipontfon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Mipontfon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Mipontfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Run away from brown seals, for they are unholy.

4. Erect eight iron sculptures of Mipontfon on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.