Faswighud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring troll.

Faswighud created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faswighud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Faswighud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Faswighud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Faswighud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ants.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help sick mice.