Hudvidarftancibgebgarsig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective shark.

Hudvidarftancibgebgarsig created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudvidarftancibgebgarsig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hudvidarftancibgebgarsig, it will turn you into a slug.

Hudvidarftancibgebgarsig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hudvidarftancibgebgarsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always obey Hudvidarftancibgebgarsig's priests.