Nadsawcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise duck.

Nadsawcuss created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsawcuss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadsawcuss, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nadsawcuss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nadsawcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight birds approach from the west.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not hurt whales.