Cusshakrullatbassdambusbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Cusshakrullatbassdambusbonk created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshakrullatbassdambusbonk, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cusshakrullatbassdambusbonk, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cusshakrullatbassdambusbonk's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cusshakrullatbassdambusbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never feed bread to ducks while wearing black hats.

4. You must love Cusshakrullatbassdambusbonk.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.