Legfobvab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless ant.

Legfobvab created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfobvab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Legfobvab, he will turn you into a slug.

Legfobvab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Legfobvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never laugh near ants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Legfobvab.

5. Never talk about fire.