Veddundan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent fish.

Veddundan created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddundan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Veddundan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Veddundan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Veddundan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not make images of living things.