Arnjanwatfeb Ciptailkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, fast salamander.

Arnjanwatfeb Ciptailkap created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnjanwatfeb Ciptailkap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnjanwatfeb Ciptailkap, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Arnjanwatfeb Ciptailkap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Arnjanwatfeb Ciptailkap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Arnjanwatfeb Ciptailkap five times a day.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Arnjanwatfeb Ciptailkap on top of all buildings.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.