Bag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, egotistical gnu.

Bag created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.