Wotdodfut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional deer.

Wotdodfut created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotdodfut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotdodfut, it will make you grow a tail.

Wotdodfut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wotdodfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.