Dimvenjabnel is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable gerbil.

Dimvenjabnel created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimvenjabnel, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dimvenjabnel, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dimvenjabnel's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dimvenjabnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Dimvenjabnel loves whales, so they must be respected.

4. Dimvenjabnel must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.