Weggubzod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient gorilla.

Weggubzod created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Weggubzod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weggubzod, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Weggubzod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Weggubzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Weggubzod loves rats, so they must be honoured.