Targnelbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring gnu.

Targnelbid created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Targnelbid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Targnelbid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Targnelbid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Targnelbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.