Tapflangad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful dugong.

Tapflangad created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tapflangad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tapflangad, he will manifest in front of you.

Tapflangad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tapflangad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never run in the presence of ducks.