Armcadbifshavlingat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous dragonfly.

Armcadbifshavlingat created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armcadbifshavlingat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Armcadbifshavlingat, it will turn you into a duck.

Armcadbifshavlingat's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Armcadbifshavlingat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never skip in holy places.