Yakjenomin Wadjamyikcemhappib is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy aardvark.

Yakjenomin Wadjamyikcemhappib created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Yakjenomin Wadjamyikcemhappib, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yakjenomin Wadjamyikcemhappib, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Yakjenomin Wadjamyikcemhappib's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Yakjenomin Wadjamyikcemhappib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.