Getpadpop is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, overgenerous lizard.

Getpadpop created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Getpadpop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Getpadpop, he will turn you into a tree.

Getpadpop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Getpadpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never wear violet skirts.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.