Sisgigmin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, grumpy wyrm.

Sisgigmin created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisgigmin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sisgigmin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sisgigmin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sisgigmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Never talk about great tits.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Sisgigmin loves voles, so they must be honoured.