Kadminciss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kadminciss created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadminciss, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kadminciss, she will not care at all.

Kadminciss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Kadminciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the east.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about gravity.