Sinbim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable ferret.

Sinbim created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinbim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sinbim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sinbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.