Dodhasnull is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent yak.

Dodhasnull created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodhasnull, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dodhasnull, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dodhasnull's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dodhasnull's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dodhasnull.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look at galaxies.