Bopquatven is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest lizard.

Bopquatven created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopquatven, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bopquatven, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bopquatven's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bopquatven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Bopquatven loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopquatven.