Figneldab Ceb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced wren.

Figneldab Ceb created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figneldab Ceb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Figneldab Ceb, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Figneldab Ceb's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Figneldab Ceb's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Figneldab Ceb.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.