Pascinlendisstafjenont
is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, witless
giraffe
.
Pascinlendisstafjenont
created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pascinlendisstafjenont
, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Pascinlendisstafjenont
, it will throw large rocks at you.
Pascinlendisstafjenont's
most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Pascinlendisstafjenont's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about nebulae.
2. Never think about cell theory.
3. Do not kill doves.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.
5. Turtles are not to be trusted.
Votes: 27
Vote for this god
Previous god
Next god
Generate gods