Ranbanbet is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish bat.

Ranbanbet created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranbanbet, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ranbanbet, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ranbanbet's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Ranbanbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always obey Ranbanbet's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.