Saftarpwig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish goblin.

Saftarpwig created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saftarpwig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Saftarpwig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Saftarpwig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Saftarpwig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Saftarpwig.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

5. Never paint your face magenta.