Gudcussdobjambuscud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable ferret.

Gudcussdobjambuscud created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudcussdobjambuscud, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gudcussdobjambuscud, she will strike you with lightening.

Gudcussdobjambuscud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gudcussdobjambuscud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Gudcussdobjambuscud loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your hands pink.

5. You must pray to Gudcussdobjambuscud seven times a day.