Sanrowquatyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced penguin.

Sanrowquatyarp created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanrowquatyarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sanrowquatyarp, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sanrowquatyarp's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sanrowquatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Hide if six gulls approach from the north.

3. Worship no other gods but Sanrowquatyarp.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill seals.