Davlamlarpmut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful dryad.

Davlamlarpmut created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Davlamlarpmut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Davlamlarpmut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Davlamlarpmut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Davlamlarpmut's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.