Lakdavzig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful faun.

Lakdavzig created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakdavzig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lakdavzig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lakdavzig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lakdavzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Do not chop down trees.