Yikyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating dragonfly.

Yikyim created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikyim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yikyim, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yikyim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yikyim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the west.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.