Zakdosskad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, able hummingbird.

Zakdosskad created life two years ago.

If you believe in Zakdosskad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zakdosskad, it will be very unhappy.

Zakdosskad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Zakdosskad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not take Zakdosskad's name in vain.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.