Dodflowleg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring goblin.

Dodflowleg created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodflowleg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dodflowleg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dodflowleg's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dodflowleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Do not chop down trees.