Garnabmut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able whale.

Garnabmut created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Garnabmut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Garnabmut, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Garnabmut's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Garnabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garnabmut.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Never talk about doves.