Dabsigflig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless aardvark.

Dabsigflig created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dabsigflig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dabsigflig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dabsigflig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dabsigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Dabsigflig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not stand on grass.