Rotzenkonwee is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, staggering fairy.

Rotzenkonwee created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotzenkonwee, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rotzenkonwee, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rotzenkonwee's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Rotzenkonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.