Tabfabrill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited squirrel.

Tabfabrill created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabfabrill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tabfabrill, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tabfabrill's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tabfabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tabfabrill.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.