Weequafban is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthoughtful fly.

Weequafban created an up quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Weequafban, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weequafban, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Weequafban's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Weequafban's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. You must pray to Weequafban nine times a day.