Volbesthug Bughenbod is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust
hare.
Volbesthug Bughenbod created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Volbesthug Bughenbod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Volbesthug Bughenbod, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Volbesthug Bughenbod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Volbesthug Bughenbod's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Volbesthug Bughenbod loves ducks, so they must be respected.
4. Volbesthug Bughenbod must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Volbesthug Bughenbod.