Danfligbet Safdossbud Logstannar
is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, egotistical
crocodile
.
Danfligbet Safdossbud Logstannar
created a charm quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Danfligbet Safdossbud Logstannar
, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Danfligbet Safdossbud Logstannar
, he will cry a lot.
Danfligbet Safdossbud Logstannar's
most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Danfligbet Safdossbud Logstannar's Holy Commandments
1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.
4. Do not dye your hair black.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.
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