Cinfutfemflow is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid duck.

Cinfutfemflow created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfutfemflow, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinfutfemflow, she will turn you into a dog.

Cinfutfemflow's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cinfutfemflow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cinfutfemflow.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about moons.