Cinfutfemflow is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid
duck.
Cinfutfemflow created an electron two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cinfutfemflow, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cinfutfemflow, she will turn you into a dog.
Cinfutfemflow's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Cinfutfemflow's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the south.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Cinfutfemflow.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.
5. Never talk about moons.