Sanflabtom is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, almighty
sheep.
Sanflabtom created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Sanflabtom, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Sanflabtom, it will turn you into a plant.
Sanflabtom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Sanflabtom's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt doves.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.