Sanflabtom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, almighty sheep.

Sanflabtom created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sanflabtom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sanflabtom, it will turn you into a plant.

Sanflabtom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sanflabtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away if four grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.