Bugdut is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent camel.

Bugdut created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugdut, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugdut, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bugdut's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bugdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Erect five copper sculptures of Bugdut on top of important buildings.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.