Tonkdabmantarpnell is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy lion.

Tonkdabmantarpnell created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkdabmantarpnell, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tonkdabmantarpnell, he will come to you in dreams.

Tonkdabmantarpnell's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Tonkdabmantarpnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.