Nellyakbun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless gorilla.

Nellyakbun created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellyakbun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nellyakbun, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nellyakbun's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nellyakbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help manatees in need.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.